Yikesers!

(Possibly TMI for some!)

Today I went to the dentist to get my permanent crown. Afterward, I headed over to CVS and got a 5Hour energy drink and a Cliff bar since I had a six mile run to do. Mowed both down on the way home...

Got home, changed, let dogs out and headed up to the path for my 6 mile run.

Started running...

About a half mile into the run, I have to go to the bathroom. There are no pit stops anywhere on my run except two and a half miles out...

I really have to poop! I'm barely jogging...but I'm jogging to get to the rest area which I know is a ways away.

I run past some construction...over the fence I see a Port a Potty. Heaven! Alas, I figure it's too dangerous to try to get over the fence and head over there.

It's getting really bad...I'm wishing I had a Depends! I actually go off the path and find I am surrounded by poison ivy...NOPE! Don't need any bugs flying up my butt or an itchy ass! ;P Back on the path I go...

Finally, after almost two miles, relief in sight!!!! The rest area!!!

I bolt (okay, maybe not bolt) over to the rest area and pray that the doors are unlocked. They are!!! I go in and find there are no doors on the stalls. I DON'T CARE!!! Relief!!! I get up...nope...back down I go... Ugh! Sweat is pouring off me, even though I was only jogging, and I'm wishing it was over.

I get back on the road and finish my run. Three and a half miles of blissful running!

I will never, ever have that combo so close to a run again. What a disaster!!!

All I can say is...Yikesers! LOL!!!!